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He’s back, and he’s older than ever. CBS has announced their new show “Old Sheldon”. Get ready for the crazy hijinks of Young Sheldon with an old twist. Be enthralled by such crazy episodes as...
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GOP senate leader John Thune has announced his new revolutionary plan to secure peace in the Middle East. “It’s gonna be a giant fuckin moat,” said Mr. Thune in an interview. People have questioned where they would get the water for this moat, Thune had this to say “A good portion of it will...
Recently a new statement has come out from the current CIA director William J Burns following Ms Frizzle's most recent adventure into Ralphie's Intestines “Think about how much good the magic school bus could’ve done for the American people, we could’ve slipped right into Osama Bin Laden's ear and looked around for clues with that bus!” However, Ms. Frizzle has repeatedly declined the advances of the CIA...
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