GOP senate leader John Thune has announced his new revolutionary plan to secure peace in the Middle East. “It’s gonna be a giant fuckin moat,” said Mr. Thune in an interview. People have questioned where they would get the water for this moat, Thune had this to say “A good portion of it will...
Politics: Donald Trump Release Ravenous “Gollum-Like” Creatures To Hunt Down Illegal Immigrants
In a move that surprised maybe one or two people. Trump has declared himself the “Supreme Ruler of Earth”. In an interview, he stated, “Look, all these other leaders, great guys, great guys, don’t get me wrong, but they don’t know how to lead an interplanetary invasion force like I do”...
