Politics: Trump Declares Himself Supreme Ruler Of Earth After Winning The Election

In a move that surprised maybe one or two people. Trump has declared himself the “Supreme Ruler of Earth”. In an interview, he stated, “Look, all these other leaders, great guys, great guys, don’t get me wrong, but they don’t know how to lead an interplanetary invasion force like I do”. Adding on to that statement such keywords as “liberal media won’t tell you that”. His first decrees as “Supreme Ruler of Earth” included: removing those “annoying British people”, “fixing those pesky amendments”, and to “relocate” a small Somali village to build “Freedom Land”. “Freedom Land” of course being a Trump-inspired theme park. Including such things as “Trumpsicles”.