By Chris Published: March 3, 2025
Recently there have been reports of leaked soviet documents relating to the first T-72s and the beloved German candy brand ‘Kinder Joy’. These documents have been released by a Reddit user known as xXUkr-LoverXx. The documents discuss a lack of creativity and ingenuity in Soviet engineers until they laid their eyes upon the Kinder Surprise Egg and, allegedly, enlisted the brand behind the egg to assist in the design. After some time, the unlikely duo came up with the first T-72, which was reportedly almost entirely based on the design of the Kinder Surprise egg itself. However, if it is destroyed in combat, it isn’t an egg filled with chocolate, cream, and a toy, but instead a giant metal case with charred corpses, unusable tech, and immense heat.