Local: An interview with the mystical wizard who makes up hospital prices

“YOU SHALL BE POOR,” Says Gowndalf the resident “Mystical Wizard Who Does Whatever The Fuck He Wants” has been deciding hospital prices since the Obama Administration. “Working in a dark damp closet, trying to adjust prices perfectly to put people into poverty is hard work,” says Gowndalf. Many have debated the moral ethics of nearly bankrupting people who can barely afford food. In response, he said “MEND BUTTCRACK”.